Explosion Imminent

It's about time.  Housekeeping first:

1. Council of War.  Why the name?  Well, in our apartment, as some of you are aware, we get the Brethren of the Rectangular Table together (aka all six of us in the apartment, an obvious reference to the Man Law commercials where the group is called the Brethren of the Square Table), and I coined the term Council of War to describe these discussions.  Councils of War are the guy equivalent of Girl Talk, except without the girlyness, sleepover parties and nail polish.  Plus, Council of War sounds a heck of a lot more manly than saying "Guy Talk".  I like to think of it as us guys developing our "plan of attack" when it comes to figuring out the purpose of life and trying to figure out the opposite gender.

2. The title for this first post comes from two things: 1) one roommate said this term a few days ago, and 2) I'm sitting in astronomy class right now anyway, and we're talking about the way that stars explode at the end of their lifetimes.  I didn't plan on it, but dang it sure fits well.

Some of you knew this was coming, and some of you are people we don't even know.  Either way, it was felt that a blog needed to be started to give some insights into the male mind when it comes to all kinds of things, but in particular with regard to relationships.

That way any girls that read don't feel that all guys are stupid, hormonal jerks.  As for guys...well, you are either going to be offended, since we point out the stupidity and drama that other guys cause unnecessarily, or you are going to realize how normal you are since you don't stoop to the bottom of the barrel like that.  Nice guys should finish last, plain and simple.

I'll initiate this tomfoolery by bringing in the age-old argument brought on by nice guys everywhere: why do girls go after jerks instead of nice guys?

Unfortunately, there is no answer.  We can only speculate.  I personally hate it when girls say "well, guys that are jerks are usually more confident, so it's easier to overlook their weaknesses".  Well, no duh they seem more confident, but confusing cockiness for feeling pleased or comfortable with oneself is a mistake girls shouldn't really make.  I remember speaking with the roommates and we found a bit of a disconnect: girls say they want guys that are nice, but they also want guys to be confident.  It's not impossible- I know many guys that have attained this level of strength, and props to them.  For us normal peons, however, it's hard to get confident when you don't really get attention from girls.  It's a Catch-22: you need to be more confident in order to get attention from girls, but you need to get attention from girls in order to build up your confidence.  It has to start somewhere, and it's up to both the guys and the girls.

To counter my own argument, I will bring up a personal example: there is a particular girl at the moment who has been hanging around quite a bit, but I don't really have any attraction to her.  Ashley (name has been changed) has been texting, calling, etc quite a bit these last few weeks, but I hate to say but I'm not really attracted to her in terms of looks.  Ok, call me shallow, but you need to have a measure of physical attraction to someone if a healthy relationship is going to proceed from that point.  There's another girl, however, that is everything I am looking for, but I'm essentially a fly on the wall to her.  And there's another one who is also very gorgeous, but she shoots for the jerk guys.  What to do?

I know what some of you are thinking.  "Why not just take the girl out on a date?"  I am not really opposed to giving people the benefit of the doubt (after all, I would like to have people give ME a chance too), but physical attraction isn't something that really changes in people.  Yes, hair can be done differently, makeup too, but I'm not going to demand that someone change their appearance to cater to my tastes.  That robs the person of the things that make them unique and exciting, at least to certain people.  I would expect someone to like me for what I am and what I can be, not because they're doing it out of pity.  For that reason I don't go on pity dates, and I wouldn't want girls to do so either- if I ask a girl on a date, I would prefer they shoot me down straight-up instead of leading me on to think that there's a possibility there, when they know for themselves that they don't want to pursue it further.  Better to not let the car start in the first place instead of going on a test drive and falling in love with it.  I don't want to crush anyone's hopes either, and if I can stay as someone's friend instead of imploding a friendship because one person likes the other, I will go down that road.  I'd rather be considerate of other's feelings instead of playing along out of a selfish desire to get action (sorry, there's no other way to really describe it), even if it means I get stuck sitting on the sidelines.  It's the right thing to do, or, at least, I think it is.

It probably doesn't help that I'm still madly in love with a girl that doesn't love me back.  That sucks big time, and it eats me alive, but I can't hate that girl just because she's exercising her freedom of choice.  I love her no matter what, but it's the fact that I can't love more than one person at a time that is preventing me from moving on either.  Blah.  I still think she's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me, and I've been able to grow so much just because of that experience.  It's me being so terrified of being alone again after finding someone so ideal and fantastic that kills me- I would hold that girl up as the gold standard that any potential girl in the future would need to live up to.  But there's no one even close to her, so I feel like I'm driving with no destination.  Kinda like driving across the country on I-80 through Nebraska...as flat as can be, with no end in sight.

Whether or not it's better to have loved and lost instead of loved at all, it doesn't matter.  I'm not going to open up that can of worms right now.  All I know is that I do know what love is, how bad loneliness is, and I am absolutely terrified of having to go back to that emptiness.

Ok, that's enough from me.  That should give you plenty of cannon fodder for your enjoyment.  I can assure you that my posts will be entertaining, honest, full of detail and (hopefully) insightful to you.  I'm sure the posts from the roommates and other authors of the blog will be just as great.

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